The Life of a Reluctant 11 Year Old Vegan

A few days ago my dad took me to Bob Evans for breakfast to get whatever I wanted for Valentine's Day. And I did what every kid would do. I ordered everything!!!!!!! HA-HA-HA.....  just kidding.      I did order three pancakes, three strips of bacon, eggs, hashbrowns, and orange juice. Yeah, I know that was a dummy idea, but also so good. Yep, after that I did not eat my lunch. But I still have a non-vegan rating. Fat belly slap roll please...............NO! ............... What do you mean "NO?"..... Sorry, but I have to beat up another editor............. Second time this year!!! ......... Bang Band.......You are fired!!!!!.............. Sorry, where was I? Oh yeah, the drum roll........................brbbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr Five Drumsticks!!!!!!  First, the pancakes where so nice and fluffy and milky.  Then the eggs where stunning, and the hashbrowns where buttery. The bacon was ok.  Well, bad idea, but also a good one. That's all I got. Bye.

        Hello and welcome to my blog. As you remember, I fired my old editor, and then I had to find a new one. You know him; you love him; he is the smartest kid............it's me!  ( that is a joke. ) Yesterday,  I had a Mr. Beast Burger. If you don't know who Mr. Beast is, he is a YouTube star with 50+ million subscribers .  He just opened 300 of his own restaurants. By the way, this is not vegan; it is the opposite of vegan.    I had the Beast Style Burger which includes 2 patties, cheese, onions, mustard, pickles, and mayonnaise. It also comes with seasoned fries and can of Pepsi.   So, my rating is, drum roll please.......drdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrddrrddrdrdrdr....................... THREE DRUMSTICKS!!!!! The burger was better the first time we ordered because it was a lot more fresh. This time, the delivery took longer. The patties were ok, and yes, i said patties with an (s). You can tell that the patties were real, quality meat. The next time I order the Beast Burger, I hop

    Sup, reluctant vegans, today we have another vegan dish for you. Just to start this week's blog post I have some thing I need you to do, I need you guys to comment something to make for my mom. TELL ME! FOR THE BLOG!!!! Please do it.      Tonight  we had some pizza filling in mushrooms. How is that vegan if it's pizza filling? Well, it has no cheese. I think ......Unless my mom was telling me a lie and being vegan was all a trick. Gasp! I just asked her and she said it was vegan cheese. Well, let's get on with the rating of the food.      Give it a drum roll please. "NO!" WHY, editor!? Sorry, let me speak to him................Tim, put in the drum roll already! I cannot be leaving the fans waiting!.............. No!.............. What did you say? That's it! I'm coming over there ........ BANG BANG.........Punch......Slap....... Boom!!!      Sorry about that. I had to talk to my ex-editor. Where were we? Oh yay the drum roll..................       dr

What's up guys? Welcome to another post, it's been a few months I think. Soooooooooooooo today my mom and I made salt water taffy. We are still eating our way through the United States, and salt water taffy is for the state of New Jersey. It's not vegan, so I'll give it the non-vegan Drumsticks rating. I am actually eating salt water taffy right now, well me and Baby Yoda . My ranking is.................... Drumstick roll please........... drdrdrddrdrdrrrdrrrrdddddddddddd - - - - - - - - - - - - - -  - -             Four 1/2 drumsticks! YA FIRE WORKS BOOM! WHY you might ask? It's nice and sweet and chewy, plus I made it. Man, that's some hard candy! Sorry I'm eating some right now . We might not have pulled it long enough. It's super hard work to make taffy.                Well, that's all for now. Wait! I have a challenge for you all.  If this post gets 100 views, I will cook for my mom. So share this, read it a lot, even show your Baby Yoda. Just d

 Hello, my friends. Today I ventured into some vegan mac and cheese. It was called Daiya Deluxe Cheezy Mac - Four Cheese Style with Herbs . I heard it is weird, but this is another level of weird. Crap, I forgot the side dish! Silly me! On the side, I had grapes and oven roasted broccoli, or as some people call them trees, such as my little sister.  My rating is........ Drum roll please dadadad.......dadad................... Three yums!!!!!!!  It kind of tasted like mac and cheese, but not really. It looked like mac and cheese. It had that cheesy feel, but the taste was salty and greasy. However, it did look like the picture on the box.  If you do not want to eat  for the rest of the day, this is the food for you. Vegan out!!!

So we have something to discuss. This meal is not vegan. I know, I know. But it was for a school project. For social studies, we are cooking our way through America. We made shrimp and grits for South Carolina and that's where I was born. Since it is not vegan I gave it a new rating: drumsticks. Yums are for vegan food, drumsticks are for the not vegan stuff.  So the shrimp and grits was... Thinking of ..........a new (not vegan).............drum roll.......................................................................... loading...........loading................................................................................................. Drumstick! Drumstick! Drumstick !   Five Drumsticks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     It was so good. AAAAA this part is always the hard part. The shrimp was so nice and greasy and tasted like bacon. Well, we cooked it in bacon grease so that's probably why. The grits tasted like, well grits and butter and cheese. One more reason why it was so