Non-Vegan Confessions: I Am So Ashamed of Myself

A few days ago my dad took me to Bob Evans for breakfast to get whatever I wanted for Valentine's Day. And I did what every kid would do. I ordered everything!!!!!!! HA-HA-HA.....  just kidding. 

 
 
I did order three pancakes, three strips of bacon, eggs, hashbrowns, and orange juice. Yeah, I know that was a dummy idea, but also so good. Yep, after that I did not eat my lunch.

But I still have a non-vegan rating. Fat belly slap roll please...............NO! ............... What do you mean "NO?"..... Sorry, but I have to beat up another editor............. Second time this year!!! ......... Bang Band.......You are fired!!!!!..............

Sorry, where was I? Oh yeah, the drum roll........................brbbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

Five Drumsticks!!!!!! 

First, the pancakes where so nice and fluffy and milky.  Then the eggs where stunning, and the hashbrowns where buttery. The bacon was ok. 

Well, bad idea, but also a good one. That's all I got. Bye.


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